Funny Things to Write in a Mother's Day Card

Mother’s Day is the perfect time to shower Mum with love, appreciation and a little bit of humour! You could go for a heartfelt message, but why not throw in a cheeky joke or two?

In this blog we have got you covered with some hilarious Mother’s Day card messages that’ll have her giggling over her cup of coffee.

Funny Mother’s Day Quotes: Mums Jokes

1. Mum, thanks for always saying “Because I said so.” It’s a rock-solid argument.
2. Happy Mother’s Day! I’d be lost without you… and so would my socks.
3. Mum, I love you more than you love sneaking vegetables into my meals.
4. Raising me deserves a medal… or at least a very large glass of wine.
5. You always said, “Just wait until you have kids!”—Well, I’m still waiting.
6. You deserve a Mother’s Day spa day… but for now, enjoy this card!
7. Mum, you’re like a fine wine—getting better with age (and making everything better).
8. You’re the avocado to my toast: essential, comforting, and a little extra.
9. I love you more than you love chocolate… and that’s saying something!
10. Thanks for always feeding me. I promise to return the favour (just don’t expect it to taste as good).

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Cheeky compliments that would bring a smile to every Mum’s face

1. Mum, you deserve an award for pretending to love all my terrible gifts over the years.
2. You’re not a regular mum—you’re a cool mum (but I still won’t let you follow me on social media).
3. Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who still does everything better than Google.
4. Mum, you’re so fabulous even your wrinkles are just laughter lines.
5. I got my good looks from you… and my bad habits from Dad.
6. To the woman who can fix anything—except my bad life choices.
7. Mum, you deserve a crown for your multitasking skills (and patience with me).
8. You have magical powers: you always find lost things and make food taste better.
9. They say superheroes don’t exist, but I see one every time I look at you.
10. Mum, thanks for making childhood magical—even if you did eat the Easter Bunny’s chocolate.

Happy Mother’s Day Wishes that would make you laugh

1. Mum, I’d apologise for all the sleepless nights, but I turned out amazing, so… you’re welcome!
2. Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for pretending to like my school art projects.
3. Thanks for not selling me to the circus when I was a kid. I know I was tempting fate.
4. Mum, I finally understand why you needed “quiet time” (and I’m really sorry).
5. You survived my teenage years—Mother’s Day should be a public holiday in your honour!
6. I aspire to be as effortlessly cool as you are when you tell a story for the fifth time.
7. You’ve officially earned the right to say, “I told you so” for eternity.
8. Mum, you taught me everything I know. If it’s wrong, I’ll blame you.
9. I inherited your good looks and your inability to find my glasses when they’re on my head.
10. Happy Mother’s Day! Remember, you don’t have a favourite child… but if you did, it would be me.

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More ways to wish Happy Mother’s Day in a creative way

1. Thanks for always saying, “We have food at home.” I get it now.
2. You’re the reason I understand the value of money… mostly because I’ve spent so much of yours.
3. Mum, I’ll pay you back for all the love and support… Just kidding, this card is my payment.
4. I know I still owe you money, but let’s just call it “mother’s tax.”
5. Happy Mother’s Day! Thanks for teaching me that “free” samples don’t mean “take five.”
6. You’re my Mum and my best friend! (But mostly my Mum, let’s not get weird.)
7. I turned out awesome, so you must’ve done something right.
8. Mum, thanks for always pretending to like my singing.
9. Motherhood: powered by love, fuelled by coffee, sustained by deep sighs.
10. You’re the best mum ever! (And I’m not just saying that because I forgot to get you a present.)

No matter what you write in Mum’s card, she’ll love it— whether you go for a cheeky joke or a playful roast, the most important thing is that it comes from the heart . Grab a pen, make her smile, and let her know she’s the absolute best.